drunknerdness:
being a person of intelligence who feels the need to let everyone know that fact after having 4 beers

wafflence 1. Inability to make a decision.

Joe couldn't decide if he wanted Budweiser or Miller. He was showing the wafflence inherited from his dad.

losery 1. Having the characteristics of a loser. 2. Decidedly not a winner. 3. Deserving of merciless ridicule.

It is very losery of Angelina Jolie to use a butt double in the movie Tomb Raider.

asstastic 1. Buttockally enhanced 2. To aide in the enhancement of buttockals. 3. Any article of clothing or other worn material participating in the enhancement of buttockals.

In preparation for a good night's clubbing, I slipped into my asstastic plastic pants.

gymnatical    1. Inverted, twisted, or generally disorienting movement or posture. 2. Of or relating to gymnastics.


As he hung from the ceiling with a dildo in his ass, scanning the linoeleum Lawrence pondered, "Am I really inclined toward gymnatical sex?"

Southocity  a measure of how far south something is. Usually used in a comparison.

Brady said that Pike is the street with the greatest degree of southocity. It is further south than Pine.